Tablet Puns 1. I heard Apple is coming out with a new extra-large tablet for artists. They’re calling it the iPad Pro Create. 2. My friend dropped his tablet and broke it. Now he has to take tablet fragments. 3. Did you hear about the tablet that identifies as a laptop? It’s having an identity …
Random Jokes
Jewelry box Puns (10) 1. I asked the jeweler if he had any diamond rings in petite sizes. He said, “Sorry, all we carry are small boxes.” 2. My friend got a nice wooden jewelry box but was disappointed when he opened it. I said, “Don’t worry, it will grow on you.” 3. I brought …
Glasses Puns 1. I broke my glasses yesterday. I guess I just couldn’t see that coming! 2. My friend got some new glasses that gave him telescopic vision. Now he can see things from afar! 3. I was going to tell my eye doctor a glasses joke, but I decided not to because I didn’t …
Battery Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about alkaline batteries, but I didn’t want to be too basic. 2. I entered my battery collection into a competition, but it didn’t win any awards. I guess it just wasn’t nobel enough. 3. Did you hear about the battery that was feeling a bit …
Bathtub Puns I wanted to take a bath but all the tubs were occupied. It was a full house. The bathtub was feeling empty inside until it was filled up. Now it’s overflowing with emotions. The bathtub started leaking. It has developed a serious case of tuberculosis. Did you hear about the bathtub that was …
Candle Puns 1. I tried to start a scented candle business but sadly, no one could get a whiff of my success. 2. I bought my friend a battery-operated candle for her birthday. She said it was lit! 3. Did you hear about the angry candle? It blew its wick. 4. I took my scented …
Box Puns I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens the box. My boss told me to think outside the box, so I quit my job at the cardboard factory. Working at the cardboard box factory was not very engaging. It felt …
Camera Puns (10) I was feeling negative so I developed all my camera film upside down. Now all my photos look positive! My friend got frustrated trying to set up his new tripod. I told him to stay calm and camera. The photographer was struggling to carry all his camera equipment up the mountain. It …
Calendar Puns 1. I asked my calendar what’s up this week and it said, “Same old days, just in a different order!” 2. Why was the calendar so shy? Because it had a lot of dates but wasn’t getting asked out! 3. My calendar keeps ghosting me. It marks off days without giving me any …
Bulb Puns (12) What do you call a lightbulb that just came back from vacation? A tanned watt. Why was the LED bulb feeling depressed? It needed more lighteners in its life. Why do bulbs make good detectives? They know how to get to the bottom of things. How did the incandescent bulb try to …