Game console Puns 1. I told my friend I finally bought a new game console. He said, “Wii are so excited for you!” 2. My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop playing video games. I said, “Xbox, go get my bags.” 3. What do you call stolen PlayStation? A taken station. 4. …
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Scanner Puns I was going to tell a joke about scanners, but I figured you wouldn’t find it very engaging. My scanner identification technology is so advanced, I can ID any person in 0.000001 seconds flat. You could say I have scary fast facial recognition. My new scanner came with a see-through lid. Now that’s …
Game Controller Puns 1. I heard the new controller has state-of-the-art rumble packs. Sounds like it will be a real shake up! 2. The controller kept disconnecting from the console. I guess the relationship just didn’t have good joystick chemistry. 3. I spilled coffee all over my controller and now none of the buttons work. …
Spoon Puns I entered a competition for puns about spoons, but I didn’t win first prize. I got an honorable men-spoon. Working at the spoon factory was great at first, but eventually it became very repetitive. Now I’m bored to tea-spoons. My friend got hit in the head with a spoon and became a little …
Casserole dish Puns What do you call a casserole dish that tells bad jokes? A groan-ola! Why was the casserole dish bad at hide and seek? Because you could always spot-a-dish! My friend got mad when I accidentally dropped her casserole dish. But no harm was done, it was just a little crock potty humor. …
Duster Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about dusters, but it was a little dusty. 2. I wanted to make a joke about dusters, but I didn’t want to raise too much dust. 3. What do you call a duster that’s scared of heights? A dust-acrophobe! 4. My duster is so old, …
Fridge Puns (14) What do you call a refrigerator that likes to tell jokes? A real cool comic. My fridge got cold feet about going to the arctic. It backed out at the last minute. I entered my fridge in a race. I think it can compete with the best of them because it’s always …
Rug Puns I asked my rug if it wanted to hear a joke about floors. It said, “No thanks, it might go over my head!” My new shag rug said to me, “Get off me, man!” I think it’s going through an identity crisis. I caught my rug rolling itself up. When I asked why, …
Watch Puns I entered a contest for most eccentric watch, but in the end I didn’t win any watches. My watch keeps great time, it’s very punctual. You could say it has a lot of minute details worked out. I brought my broken watch to the repair shop, but they said I should just watch …
Washer Puns I was going to buy a new washer, but I decided to keep the old one. I have a lot of clean laundry with that appliance and didn’t want to throw it out just for the spin cycle. Our washer plays songs while it runs. You could say it has its own built-in …