Woodpecker Puns (10) What do you call a woodpecker who pecks out Morse code? A telepecker! Why was the woodpecker hired by the hardware store? He was an expert in pecking orders. How does a woodpecker keep rhythm? They use their pecker to keep the beat. Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches? Because they have shock …
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Vegetable Puns 1. What do you call an unhappy pea? Miserable. 2. Why was the cucumber depressed? Because it was in a pickle. 3. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. 4. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. 5. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. 6. …
Lord of the Rings Puns 1. What do you call it when Gandalf takes a bath? A Wizard’s Cleansing! 2. Why was Frodo always tired? He had a heavy Baggins under his eyes. 3. Why did the Balrog get a job as a teacher? He wanted to rule over a class of the mines. 4. …
Diabetes Puns (10) I tried to make a cake for my friend with diabetes, but they said it was too sweet of me. The diabetic superhero goes by the name of Insulin Man. His sidekick is named Sugar Boy. My doctor told me to watch my sugar intake, so I fired my personal assistant named …
Racing Puns 1. I’m so exhausted from running the race. I’m ready to pass out on the track. 2. The race cars zoomed by so fast, it made my head spin out of control. 3. The race was neck and neck until the very last lap. It was a photo finish. 4. The Indy 500 …
Space Puns 1. I’m so exhausted from working all day, I feel like I need some space. 2. My friend is obsessed with space. I told him he needs to planet better. 3. I tried telling space jokes to my astronaut friend, but he didn’t planet all. 4. I entered a space pun contest, but …
Knitting Puns 1. I wanted to make a sweater, but I lost my knit wit. 2. I was going to make a scarf, but I ran out of yarn-ergy. 3. My knitting skills are so bad, everything I make ends up in knots. 4. I tried to teach my friend to knit, but she just …
Coral Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about coral, but I reefuse to stoop that low. 2. What do you call a coral that works as a stand-up comedian? A pun-ny polyp! 3. Did you hear about the coral that was nominated for an Oscar? It was outstanding in its reef. 4. Why …
Barbie Puns 1. I heard Barbie is taking a trip to the Bahamas. She’s looking forward to some fun in the sun Barbados. 2. Barbie tried to get a tan but ended up with a sunburn. I guess you could say she got Bar-becued! 3. Barbie bought a new car but got a flat tire …
Tadpole Puns 1. What do you call a tadpole that just graduated college? An educated pollywog! 2. How does a tadpole access the internet? They log on with their tad-pole! 3. Why don’t tadpoles ever run out of energy? They have re-charge-able tail batteries! 4. What do you call a tadpole that works as a …