Ferris Wheel Puns 1. I wanted to ride the Ferris wheel, but when I saw how un-fare it was, I decided to pass. 2. The Ferris wheel attendant told me I couldn’t bring my dog on the ride. I said “Are you for wheel?” 3. I heard the Ferris wheel operators were planning a protest …
Margaret Cooper
Coronavirus Puns 1. I tried to make a COVID-19 joke but 99.74% of people didn’t get it. 2. What do you call panic-buying all the toilet paper during a pandemic? A COVID-19 flush. 3. I wanted to make a joke about COVID-19, but there’s a 99.9% chance you won’t get it. 4. Did you hear …
Monday Puns I heard two Monday mornings got married. The wedding was pretty dull but the reception lasted all week. What do you call a bunch of Mondays gathered together? A complaint. I tried to sue Monday for always being so gloomy but I lost the case. The judge said I had no weekdays. Monday …
Elf Puns 1. What do you call an elf who just escaped from prison? A little con elf! 2. Why was the elf sent to detention? He got caught elfish-ing through another student’s backpack. 3. Why do elves work long hours making toys? They’re trying to work themselves down to the nub. 4. Why are …
Sand Puns I went to the beach and made a sand castle, you could say I’m lord of the sand manor. Working at the sand mine was gritty business. My sand sculpture of a steak looked so real people thought I made a sand-wich. The sand was so fine, it was ground to a pulp. …
Storm Puns I wanted to make a joke about the storm, but there was just too much wind build up. What do you call a storm that moves slowly? A drizzle. Why are storms bad at telling jokes? Their delivery is poor. My friend got hit by lightning during the storm. He’s currently in shock. …
Chemistry Puns 1. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium. 2. What’s a chemist’s favorite kind of tree? The laboratory! 3. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything! 4. What do you call someone who loves chemistry cat urine? A feline chemist! 5. Why did the chemist only tell inorganic jokes? …
Bamboo Puns 1. Why was the bamboo plant so flexible? It just went with the flow. 2. What do you call a bamboo plant that plays music? A bambooozler! 3. Why did the panda go to the bamboo forest? To get some takeout. 4. Why was the bamboo farmer rich? He was rolling in green. …