Eraser Puns 1. I made a mistake at work, but thankfully I had my eraser to rub it out. 2. My friend got angry when I borrowed his eraser without asking. I guess he just needed to rub it off. 3. I entered my eraser into a bodybuilding competition. It won first prize for having …
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Napkin Puns 1. I was going to start collecting fancy napkins, but I decided to table that for now. 2. My friend got mad when I used his fancy napkin to wipe my mouth. I guess he wanted to save it for a rainy day. 3. I entered my napkin origami piece into an art …
Yardstick Puns 1. I was trying to measure the length of my room, but I didn’t have a ruler. Thankfully my friend lent me his yardstick. You could say he really came in handy! 2. My wife asked me to pick up a yardstick while I was at the hardware store. I told her, “No …
Watermelon Puns (30) 1. What do you call a watermelon that tells jokes? A comedian! 2. Why was the watermelon invited to the party? Because it was the life of the party! 3. Why don’t watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 4. What did one watermelon say to the other while dancing? You look so …
Smoke Detector Puns (10) 1. I bought a smoke detector with laryngitis. It can’t even raise the alarm. 2. My smoke detector keeps making beeping noises at random times. I think it’s bipolar. 3. I was cooking up a storm in the kitchen and my smoke detector started screaming. It was having a meltdown. 4. …
News Reporter Puns (25) 1. I heard the news reporter was feeling unwell. He must have caught the anchor flu! 2. The field reporter was having a bad hair day. I guess you could say she was having a bad news hair day! 3. The news anchor was feeling sleepy on air. I guess you …
Tiger Puns 1. What do you call a tiger who loves to swim? An aquatiger! 2. Why don’t tigers live in Africa? There’s not enough stripes. 3. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite! 4. Why can’t tigers tell jokes timing well? They always pause too long! 5. My …
Chair Puns Don’t get too comfy in that chair, or you might get chair-ished! That broken chair is unbearable to sit on. We need to chair-ish our furniture more. I asked my friend if he liked the new chair I bought. He said it looked a little cheesy, but overall it was gouda. My favorite …
Army Puns (10) 1. Why did the soldier bring extra socks to battle? Just in combat boots! 2. Why are army beds so close to the ground? They want you to hit the deck running. 3. Why do soldiers eat their meals in just minutes? They don’t want to be rested. 4. Why do soldiers …
Mario Puns (10) 1. Why didn’t Mario pass his driver’s test? He kept drifting on Rainbow Road! 2. What do you call a plumber with a good sense of rhythm? A super Mario brother. 3. Why does Mario have overalls and a mustache? So you can recognize him even after a pipe repair. 4. Why …