Pencil case Puns 1. I bought a new pencil case that was made of velvet. It had a nice feel to it! 2. My pencil case is looking a little dull. I should sharpen it up a bit! 3. I was going to get a leather pencil case, but it was too expensive. I just …
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Comb Puns 1. I accidentally dropped my comb behind the dresser. I guess you could say I’m in a hairy situation! 2. My comb is missing half its teeth. It just went through a pretty rough brush with life. 3. What do you call a comb that likes telling jokes? A punny brush! 4. I …
Cell Phone Puns I told my friend I was going to get the new iPhone, he said I shouldn’t fall for their mar-kitting tricks. My cell phone battery died so I had to go old school and use a payphone. It was a smartphone move. I entered my cell phone into a beauty pageant. Apparently …
Vacuum Puns I bought a new vacuum cleaner. It really sucks! My vacuum makes terrible noises when I use it. I guess it has dysonant tones. I entered my vacuum cleaner in a beauty pageant. It didn’t win but it sucked up the competition. My vacuum isn’t working very well anymore. I think it’s lacking …
Umbrella Puns (12) I brought my umbrella to a sword fight. You could say I was unarmed and dangerous. My umbrella is very optimistic. It always looks on the bright side. I entered my umbrella into a beauty pageant. It didn’t win, but it did get a raining applause. I was going to bring my …
Ice Cube Tray Puns (15) I bought an ice cube tray that makes spheres instead of cubes. You could say it helps me get a-round. My ice cube tray isn’t working properly. I think it’s having a meltdown. I was thinking of upgrading to a fancy ice cube tray with shapes, but decided to stick …
Clipboard Puns (12) I entered a contest for best clipboard design. I didn’t win first prize, but I got an honorable menu-tion! My friend was bragging about his new diamond-encrusted clipboard. I told him it sounds very expen-sive…he said “Yeah, it cost a pretty penny.” I use my clipboard to chop onions when I cook. …
Dry Erase Board Puns (14) I’d tell you a joke about dry erase boards, but I don’t want to write it in stone. My dry erase board is very transparent with me. You could say it puts everything out in the open. Working with dry erase boards all day isn’t my favorite thing to do, …
Toy Puns What do you call a toy that loves hosting parties? An entertainer! That plush dinosaur is very poplar these days. You might say kids are toy-rano-soaring him. I bought a toy drone that has some uncomfortable designs on it. It’s a little crass plaything. My friend got rich selling toy wagons. You could …
Atlas Puns 1. I heard Atlas was feeling overworked and stressed. I guess the weight of the world was really bearing down on him. 2. Atlas tried picking up yoga but just couldn’t seem to find his center while holding up the world. 3. Atlas decided to go to the chiropractor, but it was impossible …